I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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