he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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