I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He felt like a one man threesome
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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