So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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