Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i dont even know how to be here
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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