He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
porn star boner night. come get it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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