he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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