That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
