when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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