I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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