Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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