i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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