My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He has the fingertips of a God
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