feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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