If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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