Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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