Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
