OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
