she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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