We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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