I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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