Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
there is puke in my bra ... again
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