I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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