Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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