I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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