I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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