So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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