i was born a porn star she said
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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