A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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