I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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