I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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