Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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