But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sponge bath it is.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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