That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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