I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
