it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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