How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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