Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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