I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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