Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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