the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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