oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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