Pappa wants mamma naked
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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