Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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