I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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