what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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