it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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