I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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