I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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