we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Couch. On fire.
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