What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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