dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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