Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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