We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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