doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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