I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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